After a long leave of abcence I have finally returned - and to find a small gathering of disciples! I am very proud. Go forth and spread my knowledge to those heathens who gorge themselves on processed imposters! The Cheez Whiz is an abonation to mine eyes! Grrr!
The words shall come once again. I have seen many things, travelled many miles, and shaved various parts of my body! Salvation is at hand!